Geek humor

Lame geek humor, but still this is funny. Adapted from version received via email – one of many versions floating around.


QUESTION

Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now closely monitors all system activities. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run at all, crashing the system whenever selected.

Despite several attempts, I am not able to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while trying to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall program for Wife 1.0 isn’t working. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User

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Funniness from FMyLife.com

Excerpt from The Boston Globe ‘G’ weekly magazine article on FMyLife.com, a website that let’s you report on all the bad stuff that happens to you.

One of several quotes shown on the cover:

“Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, “Okay, we’re going to need 1 more person.”

FMyLife.com original source. Date: 30 May 2009.